Have you ever felt l... Read More
Have you ever felt lacking, like there's something missing? Something is wrong but you dont know what. Something you can't quite put your finger on feels sad inside of you.
Well, I know what it is. And I know how to cure it.
What you are, is hungry. And what you need is food. There's one man who can give it to you in a way no other can.
His name is Leo.
After a long and exhausting day in front of my laptop, under the crushing weight of responsibility (overfed cat). I was in the pits, man. Really down in the dumps. But as I limped through up Kingsland Road in the pouring rain, something caught my eye. The vibrant grey banner of my saviour, Leo - and his band of merry men wielding their searing hot griddle.
I entered the cafe and sat for hours, and I mean hours, reading the menu like it was the memoir of some ancient alchemist. I could not believe my eyes. Even now, my hands shake a write the words... "FOUR DIFFERENT TYPES OF VEGETARIAN BREAKFAST". The only possibile explanation for such innovation is that Leo is part of a holy lineage of Leo's: DaVinci, DeCaprio, and DeCafe.
I placed my order of Traditional Breakfast (hot drink included). Seemingly no time at all had passed when WHACK!
My lower jaw smacked against the wooden table as a hurculean discus, a vessel for a steaming hot ensemble of breakfast delights, was presented in front of me.
I'll save you the details of what happened next and refer you to my review of Marina's Cafe.
DIDN'T
TOUCH
THE SIDES
Even now I'm certain i will never need to eat again. Breakfast, coffee, and a banana milkshake for less than £14.
This may be my last review, for I have died and gone to heaven. Read Less
